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About This Game ABOUT THIS GAME:Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?This game features:Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!Awesome Boss Battles!Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)"Herbs"... !... And a Phuk-Ton More! 7aa9394dea Title: Metal as PhukGenre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, StrategyDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 13 Jul, 2017 Metal As Phuk Activation.rar metal as phuk walkthrough. metal as phuk review. metal as phuk My Brother gifted me this game)This game has awesome music.The Combat is fun but it doesn't hesitate to punch you in the stomach if you start slacking off.Fun RPG Combat.This game has loads of funny dialogue and funny moments.This game is Metal As ♥♥♥♥ \m/ .I have nothing negative to say about this game. I just want more. I loved the characters and their design.My brother gifted me this game and it was awesome.\m/. When I bought this game, as part of a super-cheap bundle, I wasn't expecting much. RPG Maker graphics? Indie? Single-man team? I figured it'd be a painful cringefest. I was utterly wrong. This game is fantastic. The gameplay is fun, and smooth once you figure out the fairly classic mechanics. The graphics are nostalgic sprites, and the enemies, attacks, and locations are varied.But where this game really stands out are in the areas of soundtrack and dialogue. The battle themes are absolutely pulse-pounding, to the point where I am WAY too into the fight...and its just a turn-based battle. Top notch. And like I said, the dialogue, the exploration popups? Perfection. Great jokes and an easy sense of humor make it a riot, and the dialogue in this game has made laugh on days when nothing else could.In the end, I only have one real problem with this game, and that's the painful fact that I've only been able to spend nine hours on it. I cannot recommend this game enough. Thanks, Crankage. Stay Metal, as ♥♥♥♥.. I would recommend checking it out. Interesting play, funny dialogue and reminiscence of older style games.. Game was really fun. Simple controls and packed with silly stoner jokes and some non weed related jokes aswell. Really Enjoyed the hidden items that give xp and sick bonus at end of the game. 5/5. LOVE IT! Perfectly uniquely written storyline and made me laugh my socks off, gasp, giggle, and shake my head LOL!. Comparitively to the other titles by this developer, it's a hair less racy, but still has all the punch.Filled with innuendos, refrences and a little bit of sexyness-- you'll enjoy yourself =)Set off on your very own quest to become METAL AS ♥♥♥♥!I bet you won't see it coming (What won't you see coming? Play and find out!) <3 <3... and as always, get the game pack. All the titles by this developer are fun as ♥♥♥♥ and gave me hours and hours of entertainment =). Exactly what the manchild in me wanted! Quiver Dick is back! October 26th, 2018!: It's here ladies and gents!https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Let's have some fun!- Crankage Games. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + Next Game!: Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegamesWhere fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!- Crankage Games / Michaelhttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. Officially Unlocked and Released! On sale for the first week!: I'd like to give a BIG Thank You to all of the support and positive vibes that have been sent along the way in making this possible! The first official Comedy RPG from Crankage Games has now been released and we hope that you enjoy every minute of it!. Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale is live!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Is live!You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon!- Crankage Games. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!: Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!. 12 Hours Until Official Launch!: It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen!October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/- Crankage Games